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« on: September 07, 2008, 10:02:01 pm »

Ye Pyrate Artikles


These 'ere articles were created by Mr Incognito on be-half 'o the Cutthroats community.


They were taken from a popular thread posted in early 2000 during a period when frequent broadsides were mercilessly meeted out to new (and veteran) pirates who visited Tortuga at that time...


Today, the Artikles act as a vague guide to all unwary and new travellers to the pirate community... The site for them is back up and thier in the thread "Lost Artikals"
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« Reply #1 on: September 27, 2008, 12:32:13 pm »

Well ..Ye pox ridden sea rat!.........Where be dey den?   Grin
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« Reply #2 on: September 27, 2008, 01:16:01 pm »

I keep a copy o' 'em jest in case.

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« Reply #3 on: September 27, 2008, 03:10:47 pm »

I notices a fault wit de articles 'ere an it be a big un anorl lads.....oh, Aye!    ha-ahh

What dus we doo abart it nar shipmates!  eek    evil laugh
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« Reply #4 on: September 27, 2008, 06:47:50 pm »

I notices a fault wit de articles 'ere an it be a big un anorl lads.....oh, Aye!    ha-ahh

What dus we doo abart it nar shipmates!  eek    evil laugh
W'ats ye be see'in ye ol' blind english sheep licker ye?
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« Reply #5 on: September 28, 2008, 09:47:27 am »

Welt...ye owd flea bitten owd cow clap ye!  if'n ye reads at de end on de artycles, ye will see dat provision is made fur ALL de survivin' crew tew divvy de gold after a squermish, wich be right and propper BUT, there also shud be a list on de 'BONUSES' dat de INJURED survivers shud get see!   

If'n ye looses an arm fur instence...it be a bigger cut fur ye....a leg...two legs...a hand ans so on!    Ye makes no mention at all on de poor sods as is injured in de said squimish!    Ye gret bloateed sea bass ye!     Ye can't expect de wonded t' get eaquals wit de none wonded, ye pratt!

Der shud be a list on what extra a shipmate can expect IN ORDER ON MERRIT, if'n ye gets de point ear lad!

Ye should start wit de fingers list first..from one to ten, den de hands from one to two and so on, fixin a BONUS fer each single item, so's a man as loses a had AND a leg wilt get de 'Double Dividend' like....see!

But furst on all ye has t' get us all to agree dees payments..at de booth...nar does ye see ye owd sheep ram dat ye bees?

 evil laugh    evil laugh   evil laugh
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« Reply #6 on: October 01, 2008, 09:11:20 pm »

Fers oine t'ing ye ol' keelshaul'd barnickals ye,thar were'nt nay survivors onlies us Cutthroats ans we's neva's gots hurt.Haaargh!Besides dat be another Artikal ans ye blin's ol' sheeplicker ye ye fergots tew reads de Artikal's #14 . Roll Eyes
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« Reply #7 on: October 02, 2008, 05:15:58 am »

They don't be no #14 ye lump on blubber ye!.....Wert be yer eyes lad?     I ain't answerin' dat neever!   LOL   Wink


Oh, we alus 'ad a survivor or two ins my crew.    We is HARDY yer sees lad!     Many a shipmat did loos an 'and or a leg at lease yer sees...ye got t'provide fur de woonded in battle mate!  ...Oh, yes!    Cool   AR15firing Badteeth
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« Reply #8 on: October 02, 2008, 06:42:27 pm »

I's jus' do dems ins and feeds dem tew Mako's buddies.Thar be's plenties o' scurves in's de taverans abou' dat ye can shanghighs intews yer crew.Haaaargh!
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« Reply #9 on: October 10, 2008, 10:56:19 am »

ARrrrrr!  Ye alus was pig headed ye bacon pox ye!    Ye'll not keep yer crews dat way shiupmate...what abart mi flag den lad..eh?   Cool    Cool
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« Reply #10 on: June 01, 2010, 01:10:24 pm »

Brings a tear to me one good eye seein' them thar artikles again after all this time!

I've got the original parchment of 'em in me treasure chest, signed in blood from all the scurvy swabs dat 'elped me write it.... arrr what good memories  Grin
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